I got a message in a bottle, written in gas and oil. Signed with a rag and a match. Here, catch.
27, Midwest, I like you
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
exactly krist
I have been waiting so long for someone to point this out. I HATE when people just stand there. Like, your legs, those move you too, dude.
Every time someone stands on an escalator I want to punch them in the face because, yes, it is designed to get you there...
“And I’m gonna do something about it. And I’m urging you to do something about it. Write your congressman, get a group...
I try to live by this. Life is too short to wait to be carried to where you’re going.
I just feel I need to point out that the guy who invented escalators actually intended them to be used in amusement...